Dave Chappelle on SNL (VLOG 2 with clips) (ft. Bill Burr, Patrice O'Neal...

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A Center crowd here thanks for watching my first be long.
Oh and again if you don't like this you don't have to watch it just if you like them you can keep watching but if you don't are you don't have to oh so what the comments to my first of all was well I thought about it repels experience or in SNL honestly I don't care about the skits.
Yeah it's improv comedy and stuff like that I just don't care what that my role is a gross kind of so basically is opening monologue was the thing that I just focused on when i watched it and I have to say that our something something happened to that guy are something unknown happened to that guy and I'm I think he kind of lost his spark along the way because I mean just just just as earlier work likely killing them softly was such a good collection of it from bits and sets that you know after you watch it in once you would remember many many different.
Oh bit from the whole thing and it will stick in your mind.
Basically but I just watch the SNL more walk three times.
Nothing really stuck in my mind it was more so like just again kind of easy white comedy black white comedy and I think the only drug that we stuck in my mind words when you said oh shit but obama got elected I was supposed to be happy but I realize it's going to increase the taxes so you i just got this money and I'm gonna pay taxes in them that was the only joke that you know stuck in my mind other than that I don't think is I would say mediocre performance and I don't know what really happened to him.
Oh but he lost his spot and that bad comedian I would never say that she knows about me.
But is not hitting the way he was hitting before so once one of the things that might be happening and it's all for some human this is that you know jay mohr once talked about Dave Chappelle technologies that was a great comedian also here is said that almost all that repels punchlines business earlier were basically just gone in the white men's boards.
Oh so i just played that now for you and then all keep talking later okay just 90 so what the business 87 i was 16 years old that was the thing back then him cheap alibi started before they was fuckin allowed but Dave Chappelle is first beer.
Here's the problem is my fundamental flaw to punch out what do you do i do is your pal.
Here's my problem with your pills that look for the record I don't want anybody spending this anyway over the internet now is fucking hilarious the end ok cut that out the replay but doesn't happen douchebag listen here yeah that a favor and what an absolute bunch of cocksuckers that listen to you too loud no wonder you hate gonna get arch your back and by the way you get sneaker Leslie honey I need a couple home phone numbers from a few folks gonna pay a couple visiting open town that's nice.
Nice to know you put up fucking cock second wrapping my head fucking let you are we talking about your past relationship and show you how is a guy that does the White voice the white guy goofy white guy i go to punch line but the problem with repeal is is he does his regular punch lines in the same white voice you know why they don't take black people hostage.
I'll tell you where bad bargaining chips haha it and then he doesn't white guy way to go so my friends damn and then his white boys is so completely out of the realm of what could actually be happening.
That I know it's it's not true whatsoever like my friends is named dorian whole dollar.
I'm anything like what you fucking drive around a guy like that yeah that's your friends your friends close but Neal Brennan no it's not everybody McFarland haha ya don't mind if I want your bread off.
Oh gosh stupid my daughter is beautiful haha i went to shooting and what the fuck out the ridge was his career everybody is Dave Chappelle and all my punchlines for some reason i do in a white voice I one of the Harlem use three o'clock in the morning and i saw baby selling weed and I said hey baby can I tear something we'd like to meet are you having as you know like i just realized he was done.
That's what you get you know what I mean because we're mad marketing chips runners anyway pocket or your partner so behind.
That's what you call me a nigger no I know how I.
I know how much how is all je it fucks with people and how do i would rather Harris is dead and i'm gonna be no I'm just many other kinds of all right so that will actually I think broom and this of course amazing that also Patrice O'Neal ones in the room when Jamie was talking about all that repels drunk structure and the same show actually are came also trash comedians in an amazing way I want them was signed front and you're here is what the sign I'll thing because my chances at a pipe and a sky yes my is more like like the I what they say no because he's Jerry Seinfeld he gets a lot of weight little minute and insane he's got a funny guy right I what I think I know it's funny I know it's funny I'm just saying it's a lot of wiggle room right.
Like what name something well we need a scenario like yeah just name a product of haha.
Procter & gamble that's a compliment what I'd socks are our snuggies snuggies one of those pampers or snuggie is my best buddy's been in Saudi during the Christmas season where they are white one is your blanket with sleeves for both nights at night.
What is it white 140 what's my way out I want to wear boots but I don't want to be troubled with laces if i can find something that's a bit like a slipper in a sock put it on my feet and look like a complete moron then I maybe i could buy rugs and I when I was in this example I want to wear boats but I don't want to be bothered with laces how about it up.
This is the show for the laziest people on the planet i want to wear boots i want my feet to be warm but I don't want to tie any I want my feet warm I want to hit the streets but I don't want to be slowed down by tying anything when i get over the way we all have to walk it would totally know I absolutely soon talking about this is what the crap would be howling do it that do a little more cuz i got the crowd for it ok what's the day with socks i want to wear shoes but I don't want my feet inside my show I need a buffer a DM say between my actual foot and the show what's going on with black women and my bunch of sacred this is like winning an hour ago yes the deal with black women and their wigs and a white woman wears a way to work the entire office says I think she said hit the button and black ones where different way every day you know that's amazing yesterday your hair was four inches shorter and today it's nice.
I never understood hats I don't warehouse might have been wearing Carson just seems odd to me that I want to go out walk around town but I don't want anyone to see my head gone country it's got to make a point if I'm comfortable enough with the company I keep if i go to a fancy place then and only then when I take the hat off and what people see my head I'm going to play for you guys lose our but hoping open and he was talking about your what are made.
Digitel actually so mad that he actually decided to quickly show back in the day and to me the final moments there were they they were guessing that may be able to do bird and Bill burn the basically laughing at some thing that they was doing that actually trigger date click the shoulders you know that repel decided to take the action when someone in his baby workforce that at one of these jobs in a way that Dave felt like the person was knocking at him and not with him right and monthly staff members in that room feel better so maybe you'll pay anything was debating was it do bird who actually trigger Bishop he'll probably he wasn't but it's an excellent so let me just end this day shall our rent with this beautiful discussion about it wasn't real bird who triggered Bishop Allen made him quit that benefit show all right guys are are this is my second people also hope to see you soon I am convinced bill bar was the white guy that left a little too hard at the day Chappelle bit but reason i discussed that as i was driving back from philly and Patrice's got the dangle on the guy's not a guy is not if there is is has the same look and I and if you that they need help.
Let's hope will think so i haven't heard the clip or anything what you can't hear a clip after I gotta watching Billy do you think it was it was not the wisest that was laughing the clip I'm gonna guess Neal Brennan well you have to do that this shit's all document do if you look at the time magazine thing meals quote is that that basically they will collaborate he tells it'sit's O'Neill's quotes are in that band that time magazine one without they have bill gates of you know promote xbox 360 in it yeah and Emile goals are not paraphrasing some peppers he's like they said people are laughing at me which he was talking about over and Neil says how can we laugh at you how can we make you look like a fool you run the show and you always head writer and all that and and really good friend by the way no one could make you look like a fool and Eli I according to ship a lil never called Dave after he went AWOL.
How can you not call listen if I'm on your coattails my entire life and and my it fuck friendship it maybe we're friends but on a business level 50 million dollars flew across the continent not want to fucking try to find my half-a-million dollars of whatever fuck around with Chappelle was on Oprah and he was doing a skit was obviously a you know a hardcore black skin or whatever and some white guy was laughing a little too hard and dave was like oh now they're laughing at me instead of with me and i turn the lens and when bill burr.
Oh bill bar wreck the whole thang still hard wreck the whole thing fucking builders mrs. near his cow because basically you were the only it was you what's his name of the only white guys that were in skits and I'm like he had to be on set I bet your bills laughing too hard day said that motherfucking hockey and and Bill you blow up every one spot gets it i destroyed this your pouch okay well I want to get out of the area and I didn't know the man cap i wanted i want to see if this is the clip really fast guys really got some O'Leary older oh yeah we got some over cliffs Chappelle on Oprah listen to this i think this is the clip where Dave explains why he walked away everybody wants that why'd you walk away from 50 million dollars well I wasn't walking away from the money.
I was walking away from the circumstances.
Uh-huh there they will come in with the newfound plateau yeah it takes a while when you punch through were to adjust the atmosphere it was completely outside of my frame of reference i'm gonna show business since I was 14 and I've heard the stories of what happens and I've seen these kinds of things play out in front of me ok well nice knowing you say you heard the stories what do you mean what stories that means people for looking for a carrot made a hundred-million-dollar deal and three months later she's also and seriously crazy omar lewis punches through with he's waving a gun on streets Freeman they're trying to kill me yeah yeah yeah we hear those stories and always behaved it reminded him of living crazy though the cross and over the next Plateau.
He never get he never answered anything he was a bit this over gold and right right yeah she was getting frustrated i understand his point but he's talking about people that kinda broke throw to that next plateau and as they were riding it out caught a lot of shit I made a lot of money but but then there in the tabloids and they get ripped apart with Rachel can you point out to black people pointed out Mariah and I are large what she's saying that something about when blacks get to a certain level just talking about celebrity in general I think celebrity in general I don't know Mariah Carey's an awful example because she was already a multi-millionaire before she signed up yeah he's like alright Dave you made the plateau but you were up on the plateau for like five minutes and decided that it was you know a little too much to a deal with and then he did everything he thought was gonna get him not to be the person that broke through and they ripped apart and labeled as crazy and they label them as twice as crazy but if he is Chappelle's a guy like he is in charge if he's doing like a bit where he's like I feel like I'm being a sample whenever he felt like I don't do that bit i mean you are the boss you could definitely fucking video i do you want me to do 80 Sambo bits where he shuffles and.
That dances and it wouldn't cancel out the comedy that he put on that show that was fantastic and cutting-edge and and what I think would be empowering to black people.
It was amazing shit i just saw i just saw an episode that I hadn't seen his comedy central still watching away at that fucking show the black people it's not a great it went absolutely wasn't I never talk like that I know what happened but I you know he got away with a lot of stuff that a lot of people wouldn't have gotten away with it was funny shit that fucking when they went back in time and look at the shelf its slaves that is some of the funniest fucking shit ever and you get a walked away from it way while you eat he talks in this next clip about social irresponsibility and 80 be you gotta understand that that live in the clip is it doing this thing and invest this of really understand the trees I'm so with you I i went home after we talked on the phone I had it on DVR watch the entire thing there's something in that guy's eyes that is just not right yeah it's not that these clips are you still a funny guy no matter what funny he's a genius is that genius but its its it meant that do it have you watched the the fucking show man opens heart it starts to go out to the do man she starts to realize yeah what's going on if he stops trying to really interview.
Well this is the best there is the best clip from the whole thing it's a where it talks about social irresponsibility with the bits he was coming up with and he also mentions a builder laughing too much and blown up everyone it's your bill isn't it.
It was you and I'll called in man and that cursed and he dumped out yeah i'm gonna call from me and David can argue it wasn't built theirs was within your own Dave it's bill burr that he talks about here i'm convinced them and listen this clip like this is one sketch we did that was about the this pixie that would appear whenever racist things happen whenever still make you feel like they calling you that inward but don't say it and it was it was funny and it the purpose of the sketch was that every race had this like pixie this like racial conflicts and but the but the pixi was in blackface now black faces a very difficult image but the reason I've chosen black face of the panels because this was going to be the visual for sonification of the inward and when it was the it wasn't it was a good spiritual intention behind but what I didn't consider is how many people watch a show and how the way people use television is subjective so then when i'm on the city and we're finally table sketch so my own said there was wine left in such a way I know the difference of people living with me and people laughing at me and was the first time I ever got a layout that I was uncomfortable with not just uncomfortable but like I should have fire this person bailed comet I mean I don't know I thought the best fucking imperfect cell comment i am convinced this bill bar blood this whole fucking Chappelle three but if we got another phone where you want said hold on to where you are set for that bit if you look at my real from the Chappelle show I had nothing to do with that schedule where you want said for that big for them to my lawyer I'm not answering any of not not only what you want set but while he was doing that you were laughing and stomping and pointing and yelling three-fifths of a vote three-fifths of a vote well we've spent a lot of time with you on this radio show all I want to know where you on set listen to the call price was built by our could have done your show is admissible as evidence can bring up on the crimes I've done to convict me of that crime i do know that shit i was watching going holy shit bill burr blew up everyone spot bill is one of the least racist people I've ever seen that isn't through yet it's a fucking like that with an arsenal.
So fucking hot maybe that's it i'm just looking at like yeah I can look at clan members ago.
He's a reasonable man well build a good guy he didn't laugh Mississippi Burning haha.
And you know what Chappelle is a little nuts because a one guy over laughing during one stretch in the whole key is like the whole time date goes well i did this and I did that all right man so it was a misfire redo the bit where or talk to the guy and ask him what the problem is let's be naughty that's why you like like analyzing this thing like on like a certain level is not the right place to go because you can rationalize out of each of those things like it's like a mopey goes hey man this motherfucker was laughing at me what you know what about this get the fuck out the studio boss that's the boss talking right get out of my face a blast but you know what you're distracting me with your me laugh i'll get out of here for traits that but that's what is so easy to just save that is it you just keep playing like an open wooden he wouldn't go there because that at some point you know what was going on at some point what was going on either either he's crazy or has just the the greatest ethics that I've ever seen because it if I was being offered 50 million dollars i would stand up on this console naked and have people laugh at my penis and and wouldn't care i wouldn't fucking care i'll now he's saying he's gonna he would come back but that 50 million you want to give two causes I always honestly felt that Dave didn't want Dave like to be on the outside looking in and he got sucked into the whole you know uh you can't go anywhere kind of famous you know yeah yeah they were doing this little sketch show on Comedy Central mean I guess South are kind of blew up but I mean you know for it to take off the way the fucking thing did I don't think and then he's going out doing shows and everybody yelling out shit I mean I always looked at a light until you're in that guy's position with all that kind of pressure on i mean i can't really sit there Bo you know.
Know what I would have done it but I would have done it this way I would've done it that way i mean III don't know I don't know.
Yeah mother thought the bits are socially social irresponsibility on it was such a pain that black people have to go through that you motherfuckers don't is that y'all could do any goofy shit you want and I think about how makes the white people looked on follow the bindings you know what you should be holy shit that was genius stuff it was hysterically funny was it was it was it was great shit but and some of those to be as funny as you want to be you gotta be uninhibited and sometimes you gotta have people hall that was you know I didn't like that whole thing we put on the blackface and tap you know was that happening a lot of black guys probably coming up to go on a date I like you said something to him but you know what the fuck man you making us look like Sambo's gotta represent we gotta represent the Black what happened that's the pressure you're not a fan that's a fucking pressure did not you guys gotta get past the fucking representing for each other and yes you do what's look I agree with you man.
Jesus absolutely agree with you because I only agreed to because I'm existing exalted involving black people I'm saying get over it cuz why people can do it why people can get to run around and do anything they want Jim Carrey compresses a green honking shit he can present before he could play a picky whatever he wants to do no one know why people shouldn't go out and carried making us look like buffoons right well I should tell brought up a great point on Oprah saying now what's going on with the black man when he gets any kind of success Hollywood wants to throw the black man in a dress and the as an example is on asset he's doing a movie and it wasn't even a scene that was written and also there's addressing his trailer and the director somebody comes it goes.
Yeah you're gonna break out of prison with i think it was Martin Lawrence and you're gonna break out of prison has a prostitute and a black prostitute that's funny.
Of the racist and yeah Dave Chappelle's i am fucking wearing the dress don't feel comfortable and they were so bummed out there trying to talk him into wearing the dress.
He made a pretty good point you know yeah because I don't need to wear dress to be funny if those guys need to wear a dress to be funny then so be it but I'm not doing that good but so what so what so and so yeah it goes what doesn't make a kind of hack at this point yeah that's right itself so good man right they really if anybody tried any trash Milton Berle though with the dress thing i might come on.
Alright the Milky wore the dress but it was funny for other things as well he wasn't a hack i was in the fifties and he didn't have the freedom Comedy Central gave Dave number or address was at 1954 yeah we gotta stick up for yg man absolutely let's go to the commitments big cock homo Milton burro is that Alright build is your last chance before people are convinced that you blew up Dave Chappelle's whole thing listen I thought you and I got a lawyer and I'm going to talk about this at this point and I could even could hang in the end the truth gonna come out I could even come up with a second me but I couldn't you write who else and I knew some of the players in that show just you know being around a while like uber yeah you look good luck i take anything I swear in bell.


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