Owl_Waxer's Doctor Strange

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Right so this is the story of dr. strange as far as i understand it so we started library where we meet conciliation his goons they use magic to string up the librarian and then don't use magic to cut off his head that catches head in a bucket just for laughs I think then cases just rips are paid out for library book you're like whoa this guy is super evil like defacing my book is even worse than ed face the library in a minute ago suddenly told us when the players and Jason to London and start using magic staff to fold up the city this is actually what London is currently planning on doing to try and distance itself from the rest of England but enough about brexit come to Stephen strange and amazing new research and it was so good at his job that you can answer music choices at the same time is operating.

That's good you're a surgeon okay next question please.

You cut me open and I keep bleeding i keep keep bleeding bleeding love leona lewis 2007 no actually it's the patient just now I see I've got to put mother check Wikipedia that I was right about the others though.

Yes Stephen strange is greater his job he's amazing at multitasking he can even do his job or driving a car well not now we can't ya know he's crashing still crashing well now i'm still crashing this is a long crash last even strangers amazing a crunching this guy is fantastic so dr. strange wakes up i'm sorry steven your hands are basically ruined now I need them it's pretty much a miracle that only your hands are really damage to be honest that crash looked really bad like really bad i can only assume that my hands must have instinctively try to repair the car is it was crashing and then is up getting hurt the most my hands were just that good i suppose is the car ok.

No the cosplay be racked it's probably fine i probably fixed it well this is christine by the way play by rachel mcadams christine is also an incredible doctor but not why is going to Stephen strange i'm sure if she tried to get good at Magic should be equally not quite as good at that too she used to date Stephen strange and they basically have this fight Steven what are you doing I'm learning to be a new york surgeon with my feet that's not possible that is no limit to my genius.

You only ever think about yourself don't you.

Oh yeah right on the positive it looks like your handwriting is getting better oh no I wrote that before the accident after getting nowhere with Western medicine strange heads to the east in search of cumaru tahj he finds more don't play by chill idea for I am more durable and Stephen strange a more don't you fill in the comics but no one I'm a good guy but in the comics you're a pretty big deal right shut up i'm not feelin but it's just like I'm pretty sure you're one of my main villains so I'm a little bit suspicious view so they had to come on Josh we're strangers introduced to the ancient 10 sorry at the ancient one out your the ancient one you're you're white I I thought that huh you thought that man was the injured one that makes you the races my friend I don't think that's quite clock he's a caricature in the comic so instead of keeping information and making him maybe less of a caricature is now me the white woman ok I mean it's a little bit with you being white and light oh I guess I didn't notice because i'm not racist.

Ok it's just that after star trek into darkness have been trying to avoid any white washing stuff so whatever my name is Stephen strange another elective superhero name much like a Clark Kent beat Parker Tony talk and help Logan I don't think that sucks real name so the ancient one tries to show strange logic works but he's all like I don't believe in all this mumbo jumbo I only believe in science and giant green rage monsters and aliens and sending robots and norwegian gods but none of these nonsense.

So the ancient one punches strange sokarty ask yourself is pumped out of his body for a bit.

Okay fair enough i'm convinced not sure if you are quite yet and she sends him on this crazy vision trip your reality is one of many there are multiple universes multiple cinematic universes seemingly infinite of them but this is the only good one trust me you don't need to worry about the others teach me know please.

Fine and so the training begins ok so basically magic is like sparklers you just draw in the air just like sparklers wait what are you doing I'm writing my name that's what you do with spotless but that's not a spell but if it was it would be a great spell later strange heads to the library where he needs one what your name is one god what a stereotypically asian name see there's the races and I was looking for earlier with the ancient one right well I'm I'm played by Benedict one say nevermind so strange learns how to use the sling to create portals so it's basically a Catherine Wheel that's right all of our magic is based on fireworks for some reason.

Cool the ancient one take strange to everest oh my god this is Mount Everest i did it i actually climbed Everest well no you didn't really I didn't even try but i have done it that's such an accomplishment i am amazing so dr. strange becomes amazing at being always a despite handicap at this point one decides to feel strange in on everything ok so basically there's three symptoms in the world one in New York one in Hong Kong and one in London together they generate a protective shield around our work well I mean only really the northern hemisphere but you know it's it's it's most we need this to be protected from your mom who are being of infinite power of endless hunger on a quest to invade every universe Wow will sounds pretty powerful i mean he he makes that sound pretty weak in comparison.

You should we should be going against him in this round movie because you know Stannis is going to be the ultimate villain he's just so sat on a chair for teen movies.

And before anyone can think about that cause serious attacks the sentence and Doctor Strange has to fight him and his minions gets help from a magic cape that help them fly and has a mind of its own and we'll probably get it so moving about 10 years everyone starts fighting in the mirror dimension and everything is folding in on itself again in the way that's kind of like Inception these are inception and the ancient one ends up getting stabbed in this massive seen as the ancient one is dying she tell strange the most significant lesson of all it's not about you really because the movies called dr. no that's not what I mean you and more dough must work together to stop Dormammu the guys so what's going on a mild in this conversation.

It's just you know if this is a dying conversation I've been with you for quite a long time ancient 1 i'd like to own you know sorry maldo no villains allowed i'm not a party ok fine goodbye been that guy anyway as I was saying death is what gives life meaning and also gives meaning to stakes in comic books if people keep coming back every time they killed then you know it's sort of meaningless I mean we haven't seen too many resurrections in the Cinematic Universe yet but you wait we will so the ancient one dies and strange and Christine have a touching moment you set that be another way to save lives a harder way I wait away a stranger way now now ok you run the moment so strange goes to fight Basilius normal and realizes he has to use magic time staff to defeat your mama.

Dormammu I've come to bargain no strange i expected to die.

Dormammu I've still come to bargain wait what what what is this this is time it sucks what'd he want.

I want to bargain as i said i don't like repeating myself.

Look stay away from us okay fine wait out what about all the other planets and universities can i still invade them.

I'm yeah yeah now due to be one of them oh cool actually yes hey so I barking Dormammu and you have to go to this dimension forever now exactly oh cool well that's what I want it.

Paradise endure much dimension I know so yeah enjoy eternity in the Dark Dimension thank you i will write well why is it could Dark Dimension that's an opening for paradise by a doctor strange save the day and didn't again break is cut to protect all human life instead he just sent some people to suffer for all eternity which is a bit of a loophole I guess but dr. strange still has the eye of akimoto make sure nobody gets their hands on this I will protect it with my life better.

It's very valuable it contains an infinity stone infinity know so it is going to get stolen by thousand some point is it you know if it's gonna get stolen anyway then maybe it went protecting my wife the end Pangborn it's me.

Auto-moto oh yeah that the villain guy right.





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