The Little Mermaid VS Beauty and the Beast : Movie Feuds ep64

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Head this week as I battled a huge horrible Beast versus the disgusting this figure ginger Ariel.

Let's start with the leading ladies belen Ariel I'm gonna get this out of the way right away if l is the hottest disney princess bar none.

She's got some class to her some sophistication but she also falls in love with an ugly wolf creature.

So she's got a bit of a freaky side to her which which I enjoy the aerial is no slouch either but I feel like she'd be more interested in collecting whozits and what's its goal or rather than spending time with me but with Val I could sit down by a nice cozy fire have a nice read with her then thrown my wolf mask and take her in the back and go to town on her i'm sure i've already crossed the line somewhere in this episode but let's move past it both films have a great supporting cast with mermaid having that cute fat little fuck flounder and the law abiding citizen Sebastian.

There is also retarded seagull somewhere in the mix I can't remember his name for the life of me and I refuse to do any research going into this on the B side of things we got a wonderful cast.

We got chip mrs. Potts they always do she Cogsworth the Devon a Lumia around and it was an awful impression and the villains on both sides are amazing with Earth's love being the raving bitch of the sea and guests on being the typical high school jock they never left his hometown who gave me wet willies in the third stall of the bathroom.

I don't care what you are now Garrett I have a web show the web show.

I need to point out the timothy olyphant in the room and that's the cast on has three hot triplet sisters who basically throw themselves at him at any chance they get.

So why does he give two shakes of a dick about this Bell chick when he can tag in one of these two.

Why is there so much sex talk in this episode be 0 guests we have a tale as old as time versus a tail on a redhead beauty and the beast is the story of a young Gail trapped in a town full of simpletons who just wants more than a provincial life fortunately for crazy old father Maurice she has more to deal with later when he gets to thrown into prison.

Crazy old Maurice a crazy old Maurice is what Gaston says in the film.

So you're welcome for the reenactment come to think of it we never do actually learn the Beast princes real name so he's basically Edward Norton's character from plate Club and in death he shall be known as Robert Paulson but I did some digging for you lovely folks and it turns out his name is actually Prince Adam my name is Adam and i'm also a prince so it looks like this thing with me in Bel this little salmon Diane thing we have going on.

It was meant to be Ariel's plot on the other hand is one of selfishness.

She falls in love with some pretty boys sailor Prince trades upper tail for a pair of hot legs and leaves the kingdom leaving it under attack risking it all for some guy she Berenstain barely even knows instead of giving me a chance both these animated classics hold up wonderfully.

Now of course Disney had to pull Lucas on us go back and change some of the effects and Little Mermaid.

No more sex spelled in the water no more priests raging boner during the wedding sequence and I think that's a damn shame we're missing key aspects of the film now I wanted to know more about the priests and why he was so happy to see her or him yeah we don't know we'll never know now the visuals really are a sight to see though with light pouring into the ocean floor beautiful musical numbers and beauty and the beast and Little it is quite an accomplishment some of the most recognized disney songs to date.

Come from both of these movies from be our guest.

- under the sea under the sea little little fun fact for you and Adam fun fact I used to rock that song pretty hard on my violin.

We obviously can't forget part of your world the showstopper for mermaid and also kiss the girl i'm not huge on kiss the girl but I get it I get it there's not a bad song and the beauty and the beast soundtrack how there's not even a good song they're all flawless from the opening number - of course be our guest all the way to mrs. Potts rendition of the beautifully saw tale as old as time the cover.

I can see myself dancing with spell right now in the ballroom nicely lit room.

Dastan crying in the corner Lumiere playing us out Cogsworth he's is not comfortable with what's happening but he's gonna is going to stand by and watch it because that's the kind of guy he is.

He talks a big game but he's really a pushover.

I don't know what I'm doing right now if this is a dance or just kind of go with it it's all kind of go with it see we desire 839 well here we are again another debate.

Well worth settling which animated classic is the best beauty the beast or Little the one with the hot red head Sebastian or the one with always gorgeous always stunning guest leave your comments below more than just reviews this is movie feuds.

Thank you shut it down yeah.

Tale as old as time.

True as it may be barely even friends then somebody bands unexpectedly just a little change.

It's hard to say the least ye he used.

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