Meet the Newest Generation Inheriting The Planet: Clueless Moron Roundup...

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Up more and more are simply click on the mainstream media in this phase mostly Yahoo news for more evidence of how this planet's collective IQ is heading directly into the toilet or anytime you get optimistic about the planet's ability to turn around this train wreck all you got to do is click on the mainstream media say ok you decide I'm just going to go down starting at the number one story on the planet so I'll let you figure out for yourself why I included a story in this rain might have something to do with the fast that Yahoo news on the entire planet with the ship storm blowing around this planet this is what Yahoo News one of the Blues organizations are planning our house decided is the number one story on planet or new documentary provides and emotional look into anthony Weiner's canceled tonight mayor ass Anthony Weiner in Houma LA but Dean consider splitting up this revelation came in one of the many uncomfortable intimate moments featuring the paper and the new documentary leaner and so what this bill what this as a long involved story it was I noticed it was the number one story on the planet when I went to bed at midnight last night still raining is the number one story almost 12 hours later on planet are about some documentary about low-level politician named winner sending pictures of his dick two women years ago where you got your number one story on the planet so let's just go down the line and how they can to roll call here is whether the the nation's law enforcement officers up to this week how are they looking out for the public's welfare club holds over two year old driving around in tiny mini cooper quote she was late for a nail appointment went two year old Harper Barnett was called driving recklessly even her cuteness could not get her out of a ticket.
Even though little Harper has multiple cars even though two year old little princes Harper has multiple cars her mother said that the bright yellow mini cooper was her favorite says it is the only one equipped with a gas pedal.
There you go.
See the Tirol was charged with multiple offenses including speeding driving underaged picking her nose and playing her Taylor Swift music way too loud to your roles with multiple cars preferring the one with the gas pedal listening to Taylor Swift getting arrested by cops the call she was late for her nail appointment.
You wonder why the two year olds all planet or are going to get everything they deserve coming to the alma que I thought we were done with the cruise ship season but I guess I'm not the cause here we have this story from Good Morning America us' Coast Guard searching for a missing Carnival Breeze passenger who may have gone overboard if we have another clueless more on falling to her day off all of a cruise ship off the coast of Texas.
Last mistake climbing all on the cruise ship that has little less clueless more on the way I have to worry about showing up here in st. Croix on the cruise ships steaming the herd is a male cleaning this way a male Clooney suffers wardrobe malfunction at the Cannes Film Festival Hall able Clooney's a photographer at the Cannes Film fall more than they bargained for when she last and Angelina Jolie amount of leg to the waiting paparazzi ok this story is still making the rails I was gonna have those last week when I didn't get around to my to him i clueless more around our brand but it's still here.
Indian teen accidentally shoots himself while posing with guns while taking a fifteen year old boy in India has died after taking a selfie while holding his father's loaded gun robindeep saying accidentally pulled the trigger of his father's 32 caliber pistol as he posed with the leptin which did not have his its safety all statistics released earlier this year in the top of the list herself related deaths by has even have to declare some areas no safety zones to prove it injuries and death to close this morons police in those areas are instructed to step in if they see anyone taking risky sophie's that's one form of population control in India I believe that twenty-seven indians 27 people in India and the year 2015 died taking these ok man miraculously wakes up from 48 they come 48 they coma and immediately says quote I want taco bill I guess this guy is in a home where the SEC is what is this guys name I don't even know what the guys somebody Schwartz ok then that shocked after he opened his eyes after 48 days the next shot to the family was when his first words were I want go bill putting his brother I did not even know that he like Taco Bell the calls he had feeding tubes in his throat and had not smaller than my aunts doctors and nurses were hesitant to give him water level rose but after three weeks.
Occupational therapy what it's Taco Time Schwartz said on the big day as friends gathered around and watch them man value only the valor eight and a half tacos in one city I tried to see how many I could you don't want and six before I was like you've had enough tacos dude they the thirty six-year-old has been asking for a hearty meals including a meatball sub a cheeseburger.
An Arby's beef n cheddar classic I should have saved this from last but anyway let me give you a picture a clueless moron looks like in the year 2016 some line waking up from a 48 they come and eating they taco bill tacos might have some more clueless more on photos to share with you know I don't know whether this one belongs in this rain or not you decide.
Texas Republicans to vote on this eating from United States GOP delegates at Texas Republican party's state convention will vote whether the state should secede from the us- after the bill passed a special platform committee on Wednesday the motion is not expected to pass the convention but it is a major step forward for activists with these Texas nationalist movement who have long been agitating for the Lone Star State to secede from the union the group has reported a 400 percent increase in membership after the 2012 election you just saw there you go.
The lone star flag elephants sorry the the photo did not come through on this one.
Malo I probably would have my breakfast if that had one man gives birth in her seventies for first time and even breast feeds a woman in India gee what a surprise they won in India has become one of the oldest first time moms in the world after giving birth to a healthy baby boy 72 year old woman and her seven of the nine year old husband have always wanted to be parents so they she got this in vitro fertilization treatments doctors told the woman she was too old to give birth and relatives the treatments were too costly and they should instead adopt a needy child and the ecstatic woman at one point the doctor told me he had never met a woman more stubborn than me who was clearly wasting her money on the treatment be ecstatic mother is a breast and plans to do so for as long as her body allows the milk flow is not erratic considering my age is this guys moving along D forget baseball cards old iPods or selling first thousands of dollars on ebay the market for all electronics products is a bit bizarre while a brand new iMac might set you back about $1,200 trying to get your hands on and original Apple one will set you back as much as $465,000 $365,000.
You think that clueless morons with more money than brains are are.
Limiting themselves to $365,000 for old iPod about this story from from realtor.com you know I'm here all doomsday prophet is getting back into real estate so I got on to realtor.com at midnight last night and was thrilled to learn that there is a booming market in doomsday bunkers several articles this is one of many Apocalypse Now survived the end of the world in style in a seven you teen and a half million dollar bunker in Tifton Georgia no last I don't know if you've ever been to Tifton Georgia that why would anybody with 17 and a half million dollars to survive the apocalypse survival in Tifton Georgia anyway if there was a prep player in your life who demands only the very best we've got you covered.
Truly Harvard we have unearthed an amazingly equipped and deluxe bunker listed on the market for a whopping seventeen million dollars.
Inspired by our devotion to the post apocalyptic video game Fallout we counted eight ways in which this massive underground bunker would be the perfect place to ride out the next few decades underground it can survive the big one.
According to the listing the bunker can withstand a twenty chill out I'm nuclear blast nuclear contamination fears are a thing of the past.
Lying about turning into a radioactive ghoul have no fear here is the chocolates on the the pillow here is rations can be a good thing as we have a commercial kitchen.
Children will still be the future can go on after a twenty time nuclear bomb work can go on as the bunker comes equipped with a worker and to broadband lines with a static IP address you'll stay in Currier gained after the apocalypse you'll be ready for a live above ground to as we have a four car garage holding your military grade vehicles and there's also a 100 yard firearm range so you can practice your skills by facing your neighbors with death calls they need three more as long as we're talking about luxury homes in clueless morons here we goin back to Texas for this story but again I'm sorry I lost the flow 2011 sales house trained by sent on Craig's List for $5,950 calls it a gigantic happy they Texas ranch owner is selling a one thousand-pound bison on Craigslist posting that the animal is both housebroken and loves to intern act with humans the woman and the bison live on what she calls her ranch broken promises but now I want to spend $6,000 on a house trained a one thousand-pound Buffalo from the ranch of broken promises quote she's like a ballerina ensuring that each time she discovers her by San inside her home nothing has ever been broken or scratched about once a year she'll let go let the Buffalo into her home to enjoy the air conditioning and watch the fish in the aquarium Texas to Florida and this is a recurring theme what we've we've had other stories like this is just the latest in a growing trend in the state of Florida alligator bites all the arm of a Florida man fleeing police a flaw in the man was hospitalized after an alligator chopped off his hand or arm as he sought to elude by running into a lake Jessie King singer was missing three quarters of his left arm when he crawled out of the leg and a wooded area behind apartment complex.
The way will wrap up weekly clueless moral Durant the city of Detroit where we see volunteer detroit park grass cutters try blindfolded lawn mowing volunteers helping to maintain Detroit parks and playgrounds took a crack mowing grass while blindfolded this was the first blindfold mowing Olympics the newspapers as the prize was a bunch used blindfolds anyway guys I could go on with this but I understand I am talking to myself you're all clueless more on down the hill to start yanking finds out of mango trees for this week's clueless more on around up or aunt what else can I say but smoke and got in the end is nigh my guys.


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